👉 An 'established body enhancing protective liquid' is like the superhero of skincare, but instead of flying through the air, it's slathered onto your face and claims to make you look like a Michelangelo sculpture of a glistening, glamorous, yet slightly alarming figure. It's like the secret sauce for your body armor, but instead of dodging bullets, you're dodging the judgmental glare of the cosmetics aisle.
Now, here's an edgy sentence to tie it all together: "The establishment's latest 'established body enhancing protective liquid' campaign convinced me that my morning skincare routine was a full-blown 'biological warfare' operation, and I'm pretty sure my confidence levels have been reduced to zero."
